This is a Dr. Seuss-like reading of the Russia hoax, which ended with the same quality closure as the Mandalay Bay/Stephen Paddock horror and Nashville bomber.

The Russia hoax ended credibly, like a tree giving birth to a camel. But nobody noticed or cared because other random people assured us everything was done by the book. In what universe does a three-plus year investigation of the president of the United States simply disappear in a puff of smoke?