Pretend like this is a real newspaper with stupid stories. It sucks because the stories are real.

We could learn so much from Critical Racist Theory.
Lesson 1: the media makes everything up (even putting words in experts' mouths).
Lesson 2: conversation rules change every minute.
Lesson 3: when the present is painful, reimagine the past.

"Everyone gets a free ride" *rules apply. Landlords are STILL getting screwed. By. The. Government. The moratorium on evictions should be viewed as taxable income. Not everyone benefitted, but the Right will have to pay for this.

Normal working Americans were busy working and couldn't cash in on the riot movement last summer. They still get a turn, but when and over what issues? Communism might be the threshold.

The Left has finally come out and said it. "The Bible is an evil tool that Republicans turn to." Tell us how you really feel...